Engineer will be engineer: Joke of the day

Engineer will be engineer: Joke of the day

Success-Funny Joke of The Day: Funny Jokes

Success-Funny Joke of The Day: Funny Jokes

Success is a vehicle which moves on a wheel called
HARD WORK...

but the journey is impossible without fuel called
SELF CONFIDENCE.....

Six things -Funny Joke of the Day: Funny Jokes

Quite Interesting Six things boys do in exam hall:
.
.
1. Counting No of Girls..
.
2. Sighting the Lady Supervisor...
3. Counting How Many
Windows&
Doors..
.
4. Seeing the brand name of the pen..
.
5. feelings for wasting
yesterday's
night by not studying..
.
6. Think to study well at-least for next exam. -----------------------------------------------------
Six things girls do in exam hall:
(even they know or don't know)
.
1. write
2. write
3. write
4. write
5. write
6. write

Seven Complicated Facts about Women -Funny Joke of the Day: Funny Jokes

Seven Complicated Facts About Women:

1. They Believe in Saving.
2. Believe in Saving But Buy Expensive Clothes.
3. Buy Expensive Clothes But Never Have Anything to Wear.
4. Never Have Anything to Wear, But Always Dressed Beautifully.
5. Always Dressed Beautifully, But Never Satisfied.
6. Never Satisfied, But Still Expect Men to Compliment Them.
7. Expect Men to Compliment, But Don't Believe Them If Complemented.

Joke of The day- Funny Joke of the day

A worried guy telephoned the FBI and got a special agent on the line.

"What can I do for you, sir," the special agent asked.

"I've been getting threatening letter in the mail," the guy said. "That's against the law, isn't it?"

"It certainly is," the Government man said. "Do you know who's been writing them?"

"Yeah," the guy said. "My girlfriend's husband."

Joke of The Day: Funny joke of the Day

A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed to three identical birds lined up on the perch. ''How much is the one on the left?'' asked the customer. ''Five hundred dollars,'' said the shop owner. ''Why is it so expensive?'' ''Because it knows how to do legal research.'' ''What about the one in the middle? How much is that?'' ''One thousand dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do, plus it knows how to write a brief that will win any case.'' ''And how much is the third parrot?'' ''Five thousands dollars.'' ''What can it do that is so special?'' ''To be honest, I've never seen him do a damn thing, but the other two call him SeniorPartner.''