Engineer will be engineer: Joke of the day

Engineer will be engineer: Joke of the day

Success-Funny Joke of The Day: Funny Jokes

Success-Funny Joke of The Day: Funny Jokes

Success is a vehicle which moves on a wheel called
HARD WORK...

but the journey is impossible without fuel called
SELF CONFIDENCE.....

Seven Complicated Facts about Women -Funny Joke of the Day: Funny Jokes

Seven Complicated Facts About Women:

1. They Believe in Saving.
2. Believe in Saving But Buy Expensive Clothes.
3. Buy Expensive Clothes But Never Have Anything to Wear.
4. Never Have Anything to Wear, But Always Dressed Beautifully.
5. Always Dressed Beautifully, But Never Satisfied.
6. Never Satisfied, But Still Expect Men to Compliment Them.
7. Expect Men to Compliment, But Don't Believe Them If Complemented.

Joke of The day- Funny Joke of the day

A worried guy telephoned the FBI and got a special agent on the line.

"What can I do for you, sir," the special agent asked.

"I've been getting threatening letter in the mail," the guy said. "That's against the law, isn't it?"

"It certainly is," the Government man said. "Do you know who's been writing them?"

"Yeah," the guy said. "My girlfriend's husband."